Every now and again, you read something completely moronic on social media. A post or comment so utterly stupid that there is no word short of "retarded" that can be used to describe it. A reality-bending interpretation of the facts used to try and justify a position that has no moral reasoning behind it. Something that is completely against the writers' own best interests, but they can't see that because blindly continuing down their ludicrously fuckwitted path is preferable to admitting that they've ever been wrong about anything.
So then you start writing a response. And as it reaches its tenth minute of composition, it hits you: this is